The past weekend starting from Friday marked the beginning of my three day liquid diet.
here's a detailed description of what went down....
Day 1 Friday
Venue : Waters Edge, Kanya's house
Alcohol consumed : 3/4 bottle of Bacardi, 1/4 Absolut, around 4 servings of Bombay Sapphire and sprite and how can I forget Uncle Peters Amazing Tequila triple sec garnished with fresh strawberries.... yummy
Interesting moments :
- Singing my ass of at the sky lounge karaoke with my two equally drunk-as-skunks back up singers kan and ash.
- Upul trying to 'get it on' with a sober Shaneen.
- Me and Ash dancing like we were f***ing each other. Nothing new here.
- Me and Ash doing the baila. What were we thinking! *curls up in a corner and dies*
- Kanya and her exercise routine. "Thrust one two! Reach one two! and again!"
- Singing the 'sober' song.
- The usual excessive screaming and shouting.
Day 2 Saturday
Venue : Airport Garden Hotel
Alcohol consumed : 3/4 Red label
Interseting moments:
- Convincing mum to buy me a pack of smokes. Very difficult FYI.
- One of the finalists in the baila competition. I guess I have more rhythm in my feet when im under the influence of certain substances. hehe.
- Coming home and mistaking my cold hard tiled floor for my perfectly soft and clean bed. Ouch.
Venue : Premadasa Stadium, Somewhere in Wattala, Mount Lavinia beach, BuBa, and one other seaside watering hole.
Alcohol consumed: 8 bottles of Arrack (shared between 6 people)
Interesting moments:
- Trying to get booze in to the stadium. Very unsuccessful.
- Finally deciding fuck it! Went to a friends place in wattala finished 6 of the 8 bottles and watched the match on the tube.
- On the way to Mt. beach for some open air concert. Avon stealing an apple from cargills. Called him 'apple hora' the whole night.
- Going to BuBa's to find there was no more food....since the rave that started saturday night finished like 8 that evening.
- Finished the last bottle in some place Dennis called 'Bason aiyas'
- Getting BLASTED by mum for coming home late.
Sorry for not posting in ages. Just been one lazy SOB the past week.
If you had a more eventful weekend do drop a comment or 2.
thephatone
1 comment:
Heay spent the week at the juice bar detoxing my liver after...... - Really exciting maybe you should join Alcoholics Anon they could do with some therapy.......
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