Tuesday, March 21, 2006

my weekend...

The past weekend starting from Friday marked the beginning of my three day liquid diet.
here's a detailed description of what went down....

Day 1 Friday
Venue : Waters Edge, Kanya's house
Alcohol consumed : 3/4 bottle of Bacardi, 1/4 Absolut, around 4 servings of Bombay Sapphire and sprite and how can I forget Uncle Peters Amazing Tequila triple sec garnished with fresh strawberries.... yummy
Interesting moments :
  1. Singing my ass of at the sky lounge karaoke with my two equally drunk-as-skunks back up singers kan and ash.
  2. Upul trying to 'get it on' with a sober Shaneen.
  3. Me and Ash dancing like we were f***ing each other. Nothing new here.
  4. Me and Ash doing the baila. What were we thinking! *curls up in a corner and dies*
  5. Kanya and her exercise routine. "Thrust one two! Reach one two! and again!"
  6. Singing the 'sober' song.
  7. The usual excessive screaming and shouting.

Day 2 Saturday
Venue : Airport Garden Hotel
Alcohol consumed : 3/4 Red label
Interseting moments:
  1. Convincing mum to buy me a pack of smokes. Very difficult FYI.
  2. One of the finalists in the baila competition. I guess I have more rhythm in my feet when im under the influence of certain substances. hehe.
  3. Coming home and mistaking my cold hard tiled floor for my perfectly soft and clean bed. Ouch.
Day 3 Sunday
Venue : Premadasa Stadium, Somewhere in Wattala, Mount Lavinia beach, BuBa, and one other seaside watering hole.
Alcohol consumed: 8 bottles of Arrack (shared between 6 people)
Interesting moments:
  1. Trying to get booze in to the stadium. Very unsuccessful.
  2. Finally deciding fuck it! Went to a friends place in wattala finished 6 of the 8 bottles and watched the match on the tube.
  3. On the way to Mt. beach for some open air concert. Avon stealing an apple from cargills. Called him 'apple hora' the whole night.
  4. Going to BuBa's to find there was no more food....since the rave that started saturday night finished like 8 that evening.
  5. Finished the last bottle in some place Dennis called 'Bason aiyas'
  6. Getting BLASTED by mum for coming home late.
Jesus....drinking on top of a hangover is probably not a good idea. ;-)
Sorry for not posting in ages. Just been one lazy SOB the past week.

If you had a more eventful weekend do drop a comment or 2.

thephatone

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Heay spent the week at the juice bar detoxing my liver after...... - Really exciting maybe you should join Alcoholics Anon they could do with some therapy.......