isn't this the most beautiful thing in the world!

Aaahhh..... nothing like a fresh pack of ciggies to start of your day. I couldn't survive a day without smoking. To hell with all the anti-smoking freaks out there. Im a smoker and i'm proud!
Here are a few things non-smokers always tell me in their pathetic attempt to deter me from sucking on my cancer sticks.

1. Smoking will cause you an early death from lung or heart disease.
   I've already made it to 19...plenty of non-smokers aren't that lucky...
   Define early. Dying at 70 instead of 80 doesn't strike me as dying an early death.
2. If someone does kiss you, it will be like kissing an ashtray.
   Never been accused of tasting like an ashtray...
   I've never known a smoker to taste like an ashtray.
3. Smoking turns your fingers yellow.
   Nope...no yellow fingers here...
   Nor here.
4. Smoking stinks.
   Freshest air in the world I say...
5. People will not want to be near you when you are smoking.
   I beg to differ. Whenever I smoke I seem to attract people.
   Indeed. I'd be inclined to get closer, as a matter of fact. "Hey machang can i have a fag?"